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Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 23, 2010
mugGet the Salted the Dashmug.

Dash

usually an extremely good looking person with a huge penis.
Hi Dash, you are very handsome.
Dash, fuck me!
by bunnydick November 22, 2021
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stumpy mcrainbow dash

stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.
"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"
by pie-rat June 16, 2021
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geometry dash 2.2

dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023
Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
by mug_justMug March 3, 2024
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Geometry Dash

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.
"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music
by T1ngTang February 21, 2024
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Geometry Dashing

When a player is going with the flow (not crashing) in a Geometry Dash level in the popular game "Geometry Dash" by RobTop Games.

I kick my friends, Geometry Dashing, my house is crashing
by Dex_B November 12, 2023
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Rainbow Dashing

When a car full of gay dudes rolls up to you at a stop and an ass hangs out the window. Farts glittery cum at you and speeds off.
Cory was pulled over by a cop after Rainbow Dashing with his friends.
by Dumah69 November 11, 2021
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