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Crack a kodiak 

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.
"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"
Crack a kodiak by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

Crack Dream 

A crazy and unbelievable hope/ambition that one has while under the influence of crack cocaine.
Stoner 1:"One day I'll be as rich as Bill Gates!"

Stoner 2: "Man, that's a crack dream..."

Crack Dial 

When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...
Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.
Crack Dial by Crackadoodledoo September 22, 2020

Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.
Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop

Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw
Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead
Crack Straw by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021

crack heating 

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack
It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.
crack heating by psudorandom December 24, 2022