kink cop

A cop who receives sexual pleasure from others kinks

Kinky winky stinky is such a fucking kink cop!

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Cop Bloc

A barrier system designed to protect a Combat Outpost (COP) by converting a flacid plastic cylindrical member into a rigid or errect shock absorbing device by adding a dense or flowable fill.

We were worried about random insurgent penetration from the rear of our area until Dick Kingerly turned us on to a new protection product called Cop Bloc. Now we feel much safer on Thursdays which had become the insurgents most probable day for what is now known as the back door pig bath.

by Mick Honcho February 20, 2011

Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

Cop Fest

congregation of cops, aka pigs, at your local donut shop.

"I was gonna stop at the donut shop but it was a cop fest inside"

by Big_Mex_ May 4, 2009

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Shadow Cops

Shadow Cops refer to police vehicles where the police lettering on the vehicles are hard to see but are still present. The lettering is actually easier to see when it is parked in the shadow of a building or out of the glare of the sun.

Shadow Cops, Shadow-Cops,

by bacevedo956 June 16, 2017

cop-catcher

The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.

Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!

by CauselessEffect November 25, 2013