concerned

posh term describing with much sarcasm tha you couldn't care less originated in
stimulating conversation.

"wat time u pickin up that chik"

"ha that item i'm concerned"

by muti muti October 15, 2004

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

Conkerlol

One who sits at night for hours on end stroking their tiny, shriveled up epeen while thinking of ways to make himself appear "cool" to his virtual friends.

Conkerlol (shattered hand, horde)

by acephalous-shattered hand July 2, 2009

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010

Conference Wife

The woman that you meet up or travel with at conferences that you do everything with while there such as dinners, conference socials, and often times sharing a hotel room to save money . She looks out for the guy (or gal because women can also have a conference wife too). To others, it would appear that this couple is in a marriage or serious relationship when this type of relationship is usually non-sexual although it's not uncommon for the lines to get blurred on occasion.

The girls didn't hit on me at the bar because they thought my conference wife was my girlfriend.

by BizTrvlr08 May 29, 2018

Colbert

A phobia of Canadians, normally attributed to blocked memories of an upbringing by South Carolina hillbillies.

Stephen Colbert

by counterspinner February 6, 2010

conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009