chode

a penis shaped like a tuna can

his choad is almost flat

by navajo warrior March 21, 2004

chode

A short, bald, angry man with a prominent brow and a bad attitude. Probably some sort of genetic throw-back to homoerectus.

Rhys Prothero is simply a chode

by scarred for life February 20, 2004

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long. or very short but very wide/fat.

jessica :"omg...nick has totally got a chode!he showed it to me last night!"

becky : "thats sick!!!"

by jack von offenstein March 22, 2006

Chode

Area between the balls and booty-hole. Sometimes refered to as the "essence." Sometimes confused with food.

Woah, Stevie McStevebo really likes chode alot!

by thewebguy September 07, 2003

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 05, 2021

chode

scott macdonald from adaminaby has ONE

scott has A CHODE
he lives at ADAMINABY

by scott6487575875 November 09, 2006

chode

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

by christonacrutch October 25, 2004