Chimposter

A shameless and blatant credit thief. A plagiarist.

You, sir are a plagiarist. Chimposter. You stole my idea.

by 3hourtour June 24, 2024

Chimpanazis

The oldest & longest remaining species of the Great Apes family and possibly the premier primates presumed to be the predecessors and pioneers who preconceived the perception of prejudice plus the primary producers of the most prehistoric forms of propaganda that people have professionalized and propagate still to this day.

I heard that some Primatologists believe that the Yetis and Sasquatches really did exist and lived in harmony with all the other Great Apes until the Chimpanazis exterminated them and invented propaganda to eliminate the evidence hide the truth and conceal the facts.

by Spacewook July 4, 2024

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Chimple

Something which is both cheap and simple.

"We've got to keep this chimple, guys!"

by chimplythebest March 4, 2026

Chimpkin

A type of cold-cut meat comprised of 30 chickens and 1 whole chimpanzee.

Wow Dave, this Chimpkin is amazing!

by MiniatureMother February 16, 2025

chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025