Sneaky Cheese

A cheese burger purchased from a fast food outlet whilst a parent or guardian isn't aware. Generally on the way home from the bar.

'Oh man i'm starving, i'm going to grab myself a sneaky cheese'

by RoninR September 8, 2007

butt cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks. With time and mechanical action, assuming the appropriate binding elements are present, butt cheese takes a granular form which is known as dingleberries. Uncontrolled, butt cheese can progress beyond dingleberries to dinglebombs or in the vernacular "butt grapes"

"I need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper"

by John Doyle February 25, 2005

cheese baby

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

by moominX July 1, 2010

Sourdough Cheese Sandwich

When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.

Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.

Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?

by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009

put some cheese on that bitch

To make something better, as in putting a slice on cheese on a grilled hamburger. To "do it up" in a celebratory manner.

When we go out tonight we are going to "put some cheese on that bitch" and have ourselves a great time.

by JMese December 29, 2008

famunda cheese

fam unda these NUTZZZZ, after days of not bathing.

You can find famunda cheese between these hairy nuts and the taint region.

by BOB December 11, 2003

American cheese

Proof that oil and water DO mix after all.

This nasty-tasting, solidified soy oil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is ACTUALLY digestible.

I made the terrible mistake of buying American cheese (hey, it cost half as much as Cheddar). The next day, I woke up with explosive diarrhea because that shit just went right through my digestive tract.

by sarcastic December 17, 2003