Ass cancer

Cancer of the ass

Terence im blessing you with ass cancer, iv just farted by the way

by Alex Broadbent July 11, 2006

cancerous meme

a meme that is old and over 6 months old and is not funny , when a current meme loses its spark it becomes a cancerous meme like "harambe's soul will always live on".

guy 1 isn't the bee movie meme a funny me hahah?

Guy 2 NO! that meme is such a cancerous meme

by tyler roaster o71 January 25, 2017

Stage 5 Cancer

TikTok

Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna November 30, 2020

cancer gun

a penis - when infected with HPV.

I shot her with my cancer gun - now she has ovarian cancer. The doctor's say she will live.

by the dick April 12, 2008

Tree Cancer

In a combat sport like paintball or airsoft, or First Person Shooter like Call of Duty or Brothers In Arms, a person (usually a sniper or camper) who stays behind or takes refuge behind or near a tree. Conied by the US Army Sniper School.

Troy was a tree cancer when he stayed behind a tree and sniped for 20 minutes in Call of Duty.

by Hackermeyer March 29, 2009

Canberra

The biggest hole known to man. Even the politicians don't stay for long, and no one outside of Australia knows that it exists.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm going to Canberra this weekend.
Guy 2: WHY?!
Guy 1: They're having an Impressionists exhibition.
Guy 2: Why don't you just save up and go see it in Paris?!

by BreathingCompass February 6, 2010

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 10, 2009