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Jimmy Buffett

a sucky musician because he tries to be "island" like when he really has no idea what hes doing. he also has really shitty lyrics.
the reason most island bands fail is that they try to be too much like jimmy buffett
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Peanut Buffer

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)
by FatBob May 15, 2003
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Warren Buffet

Warren Buffet, generally acknowledged as the second richest man in the United States Of America, (after Ryan Seacrest), is the inventor of the all-you-can-eat restaurant concept. Back in the old days--before 1942--this was unheard of, but Buffet perservered through thick and thin and perfected the idea. Today, many restaurants actually use his name when referring to their unlimited offerings.

Buffet thought of the idea while touring India and seeing starving people. "What would make these folks feel really, really bad?" he pondered. The solution was letting them know that people in America can sit down and eat themselves to death anytime they want. "That'll put them Injuns in their place," Buffet stated, not realizing that Indians in India aren't the same ones that go "Woo-Woo" and live in teepees.

a bell and having a servant come over. After he graduated from boarding school and college, he was shocked that the world didn't actually work this way. He joined with his friend and lover Oscar Wilde and deciding to do something about ridding the world of poverty and hunger.

His plan was to simply kill off all the poor and hungry people. Fortunately for them, Buffet checked with his family attorney who advised him against it. "What a terrible police state we live in," Buffet was heard to say when he was told he couldn't simply get rid of lazy, poor, or otherwise useless people.

The Discovery of All You Can Eat

In 1955, Buffet has an epiphany. After he went to the doctor and got that fixed, he started working full-time on his "all you can eat" concept. The idea was simple: charge people a fixed price in advance then sit them down in a huge room with steam tables full of barely-good-enough food.

To make it more profitable, Buffet made the more inexpensive food of better quality than the more expensive offerings, to discourage people from eating too much shrimp and lobster.

Richest Man in the World

Today, every time someone eats in an eponymous "buffet", Warren Buffet makes $0.25. This has made them the richest man in the world. His company, Berkshire Crapaway, has a stock price per share of over US $1Million, making it the most expensive stock on the American Exchange. Buffet personally holds 55% of Berkshire Crapaway's stock.
Unlimited shrimp cocktail! Now there's a concept. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Warren Buffet
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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buffer

a person you hire from off the street to buy you porn, a rated m video game or sneak you into a r rated movie also known as your "big brother"
"hey tell that guy if he will buffer me to buy me a playboy"
by stormtrooper501 October 14, 2009
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buffer

faget, newb, asshole, dick, fucker, bitch,
wow that kid is such a buffer

pronunciation
boo-fur
by RTC123456 October 1, 2010
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Penis Buffer

When watching a porno or other adult video online when it halts to buffer the video unfortunately to the image of a man's penis.
"I was trying to watch Star Whores but since my internet is slow, I got penis buffered by OG Wang Can Do ME"
by tombearrr September 3, 2011
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buffet

heaven for fat people and john candy's glory
by baka_kuso_yarou December 10, 2004
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