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Brother Asroxq

The brother of Astroq. He has a purple ball with a wavy line on his torso, maybe it’s a planet?
Brother Asroxq is Astroq’s Brother.
by Astroq May 23, 2021
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number brother

Not to be confused with number neighbor, a number brother has the same phone number that you do, with only the last digit off by 1.
Hey, we’re number brothers! Your number is 555-555-1234 and mine is 555-555-1233!
by CallMeEOnly August 4, 2019
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Jonas Brothers

an American pop rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey made out of stupid teeny bop prep faggots who are a younger version of good charlotte. They suck ass, theyre all Fugly as fuck and they dress all punk when their favorite snack is probably strawberries dipped in whip cream and chocolate.
Jonas brothers fan: NICK JONAS IS SO HOT

Nick jonas: *pops collar* yes im a preppy mcprepp thats fucking gay and has a faggot ass jewfro

me: why the fuck do scum like you live on this planet, damn sellout you don't deserve hollywood fame
by MandySteinrofl December 15, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

painfully overrated disney shit that appeals only to little girls who have narrow minds and no taste in real music. There supposedly 'attractive' but...I don't see it....damn you disney. Ruining a generation...
Typical Jonas Brothers Fan Speech Fan: OH MY JONAS!! I LOVE YOU JOE *kisses poster* WANNA GO LISTEN TO SOME JAZZY JONAS SONGS?!? Me: *sighs* I feel sorry for your childhood. Go listen to some real music, would ya?
by ShmoobyWhale July 7, 2009
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little brother

A male who has a preference for platonic "fraternal sibling" relationships with women as opposed to sexual relationships.

The "little brother" may not necessarily reject a sexual encounter with a woman with whom he has developed a "fraternal sibling" relationship, but it is not the primary motivation for initiating or continuing the relationship and generally not the desired outcome.
"Don't start unless you're up for it all the way. I don't need another little brother".
by Dylan1982 April 29, 2010
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big brother

Your older, (and often irritating) male sibling
by Samantha1357 May 2, 2006
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Jonas Brothers

My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)

The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.

Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.

They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!

person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.

person 1: Jonas Brothers?

Person 2: yes, please kill me
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
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