When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"
if you come home one day and find your wife tied to the bed asking to be fucked it means she has a fetish.it also means you should keep her there and treat her like a prisoner because she will enjoy it plus she will always be honry meaning she wont be a bitch to fucking and she cant say no because shes tied to the bed