Black Onion

When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.

Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass

by sKoop June 12, 2012

black crash

When you go to the pub straight from work and end up out all night in your work clothes.

Most people that do it are in the construction industry.

“Coming pub after work lad?”

“Yeah I will but I can’t be arsed staying out all night though. We’ve black crashed it every Friday for the passed 2 weeks”

by Wd January 11, 2020

Black Columbus

A person whom is to be blamed for other person's mental illness, the way they do it is via oppressing the victim, to make it become delusional.

"I'm oppressed by mental illness."
"Oh, it's surely because of that one Black Columbus, isn't it!"

by ven_veni August 2, 2021

Black Sakurai

A picture of a large sexy black man (known as Masahiro Sakurai) who appears when searching "who created Kirby?". It seems like he is a convict.

"Who tf created Kirby again?"
"I think it was a guy called Black Sakurai"

by Erik Armin Jensen May 31, 2021

Black Emma

An amazing human who is absolutely the life of the party in any situation. Her only weaknesses are that she is attracted to only white men over the age of 40 and uses her crystals on a daily basis

Wow Black Emma is the coolest friend i could have.

I love white men as much as black emma does.

by a beautiful human November 23, 2021

Blacking

Lifting weights or working out with weights

Are you going to do some blacking today at the gym?

by blah1234321 August 14, 2008

black ops

A very effective contraception method used by teens. the cause of huge and almost instant drop in rates of new teen pregnancies (there have been 5 pregnancies confirmed since nov. 9th, 2010).

Colloquially known as black ops, the real name of the game is Call of Duty: African-American Ops.

example 1:

hot girl: "hey you, want a blowjob? ;)"

guy: "no im playing black ops. maybe later. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK goddamnit fucking hardscoper!!"

example 2:
white kid: man black ops is gona be fucking awesome!

person of african descent: you mutha FUCKA!!

by MildlyUpsetManOfColor November 19, 2010