Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.

Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.

by HenBarper July 5, 2021

Bernie

A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.

Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.

Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.

My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please

by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021

Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

Berries and cream

berries and cream
new starbursts. the commercial made it popular
Little lad has a bad english accent.

guy - you tried these new berries and cream starbursts?

English guy - pardon me. what kind of starbursts did you just say?

guy - berries..

English guy - berries and what else?

guy - and cream

English guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!

by slayer3000 September 22, 2021

Berries and cream

Do the little lad dance

do you want berries and cream
Yes
Do the little lad dance

by avoidrivers September 29, 2021

Berries and Cream

Period blood and cum

I love berries and cream

by Ikidnapkidzforfun9 October 2, 2021

Berries

The word Berries is inspireschar_ fandom name. Berries are basically inspireschar_ fans and here is some things about Berries: they are hot and smell so good. They have good taste in everything and stan inspireschar_. They are awesome

Berries are awesome

by anonymous October 12, 2021