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Bros Before Hoes

Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.
Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.
by Erik McClurg April 15, 2006
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before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
by hitbyageo April 25, 2004
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befraggled

Tired, worn-out, bedraggled, frazzled, ragged, frizzy.
After a ride on the crazy roller coaster, Betty's hair looked befraggled.
by SluggoBear December 15, 2008
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Before Christmas

A way to give a release date without actually giving the release date. This comes from the Iron Will Games developer staff, who are notorious for saying 'before christmas' when asked when updates/expansions are going to come out.

Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.
Player: So... when is the next expansion coming out?
DEV: Before christmas...
Player: Lame...
by Unit7 May 2, 2009
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beforrow

before tomorrow
Beforrow we need to look for money.
by cheer_chick2394 January 3, 2010
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BEFUCKINGYOND CRACKHEAD

skinny as fucking people that look worse then crack heads
That chick from people of walmart was like BEFUCKINGYOND CRACKHEAD!!!!
by Bird of J August 12, 2010
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Befuckingcuz

"Why did you just do that?"
" BEFUCKINGCUZ !"
Used as a responce, or used as an explination.

Often confused with the word BECAUSE, befuckingcuz Because is a word only children use.
BEFUCKINGCUZ is a slang term used by todays 'young folk'.

Most commonly used around good friends enjoying a bowl of wheates or watching the Super Bowl (go pack go!).
All in all, you ask; "Why should we use this word?"
and the answer to that is....
BEFUCKINGCUZ !!
Female #1: "why the fuck did you write this on the 'people who love Wheates' page instead of its actual facebook? your so retarded sometimes.. i swear. lmao.

Female #2: "um befuckingcuz i fucking wanted to bitch.
screw u asshole."
by Shablard Lardass Gardner January 25, 2011
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