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boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.
Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.
by yeagabombz June 20, 2011
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I've had better

A response used to indicate that whatever the topic of the question is, the person being asked has had better. This is typically related to coitus or food.
He: "Wow, that was awesome. Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
She: "I've had better"
He: "Yikes, ouch"
She: "Well, peace out"
by GlazeHer August 25, 2016
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Wife beater

by Chad May 2, 2003
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Meat beater

a person who masterbaits way to much.
yo Scott is a meat beater.
by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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beeper

A designated driver that puts their cell phone number on facebook or some other site like CollegeBeeper.com or AppStateBeeper.com so anyone who needs a ride to the bars or a party can call them. The driver usually charges about $2 per person in the vehicle.
Drunk Kid 1 - "Dude, when's the beeper coming?"

Drunk Kid 2 - "I called her 15 minutes ago, she'll be here any second"
by colliojulio April 14, 2011
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beater burn

like rug burn, but on the genitals of a masterbater after going too long/hard.
OW, fuck! I've got beater burn.
by miss_morningstar December 20, 2008
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Beater

A bad snowboarding crash/wipeout. Popular in snowboarding culture. An inevitability for progression in the sport.
He took a beater off that jump.
by ar0nious September 15, 2009
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