sex beard

When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.

"Look at that guy's sex beard, that must tickle her fancy!"

by Mike Samson April 29, 2008

red beam

the laser light pointer that hi-tech teachers used to use until the bad kids hijacked them to point out your stupid haristyle in assembly. then Snoop Dogg snaked it and taped it onto his 9mm so he can make sure he's shootin' straight despite the high levels of intoxication. UFOs might have red beams too.

I got him in the red beam and then popped his ass.

by yabanjin December 6, 2004

ultralight beam

Lit

We on that ultralight beam

by Chalo September 9, 2016

beady eye

Beady Eye are a rock band formed in 2010 by four former members of Oasis - Liam Gallagher, Gem Archer, Andy Bell and Chris Sharrock.

Liam Gallagher: The name of my new band is Beady Eye

by fede01_8 May 30, 2010

anal bead

That one bead, that breaks off from your set of anal beads, and stuck in your badunkadunk.

I shit out my anal bead from that thing I did with Aunt jemima. i gave her a sparkling mermaid

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

holiday beard

The lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. This can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.

"Hey man, ur dads grown an awesome holiday beard."
"I know yer, he's so lazy"

by Millsey December 15, 2008

beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018