Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

Alabama Popemobile

The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.

"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.

by DickweedMcGgee October 6, 2017

alabama steambath

The sexual act of urinating on a fecal excretion while it is passed through ones anus.

My adventurous girlfriend insisted upon an Alabama Steambath.

by Ducker-doodle October 28, 2017

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017

Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017

french alabama

When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.

Yo jeff was in the dorm bathing hall last night and i toatally got him with the french alabama

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by dongathon November 17, 2017

alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail

Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!

by bonbon722 May 8, 2018