diamond joe

Cowboy useage: rum, heard in old cowboys songs from time to time.

order a diamond joe, joe.

by jrw February 25, 2005

Diamond Wings

Awarded for having sexual intercourse with a married women.

I had sex with David's wife yesterday, so I earned my Diamond Wings.

by Captain Anusfur November 2, 2008

diamond in the ruff

The act of licking cum off a hemorrhoid

To celebrate gay marriage law in NY, Gary gave his husband a "diamond in the ruff".

by old man selva June 28, 2011

Diamond Cutter

A penis so small that when aroused is hard enough to cut through a diamond, the opposite of a Tim.

Andrew Kevin Martin has a Diamond Cutter, he left those bitches cut up worse then a bunch of niggers.

by Big Six April 3, 2007

diamond and pearl

A play-on-words that comes from the Pokémon franchise. It means "Double penetration."

My friend Josh and I brought this girl over and had some Diamond and Pearl.

by KawaiiAstronaut February 16, 2017

neil diamond

A pop singer/songwriter who had his 15 seconds of fame but whose career has now entered a downward spiral of kitschy, over the top, self parody. His slavish fans continue to attest to his awsomeness and are deserving of pity.

I can't believe Angie and Lloyd shelled out 75 bucks apiece for Neil Diamond tickets. What a pair of pathetic dweebs.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

flawed diamond

another way of saying "diamond in the rough" It means you're really a diamond going through hard times.

I feel like such a flawed diamond sometimes... but diamonds are forever and can't be flawed?

by marylin manson ate your girl December 30, 2008