David

This guy loves memes but is actually a bit of an introvert he likes playing Fortnite but sucks at it.He likes to eat shit too.

Hey im going to eat shit with david.

by CringeAF May 25, 2020

David

An amazing person thats amazing at sucking dick and being gay

Stop writing about your friends in Urban dictionary
david

by JonasF October 4, 2019

David

Nice guys, but secretly in the closet. Love a good reach around from time to time. Sucked a dick in college to prove he wasn’t gay, but secretly loved it.

It took David 8 years to come out of the closet....

by SuperRawDogger69 December 14, 2018

David

He’s and awesome guy he likes this girl in his class her name is salome and he wants her to be his girl but he doesn’t think it will be possible

David is involve with salome

by DontGetToMeOrYourDone October 17, 2019

David

A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال

Mom: “His name is David!?! I don’t want you hanging around him.”

by ChosenChode November 14, 2019

David

David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant

"Ew, is that a David??"

by flowerboygay May 31, 2018

David

a little fucking fucker who just fucka fucking goats m8 chatuale and thinks he is rich but just no ps:tommy hilfiger is junk

David

by SSchchiddySchaniddy October 17, 2017