David

David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant

"Ew, is that a David??"

by flowerboygay May 31, 2018

David

Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.

David is fat.

by Ogmudbone69420 May 9, 2018

David

Well known in the Spanish language as a reference for short guy.

Eres un “David”. Translation in English is “you are short”

by Neimandescuento May 4, 2018

David

A lier, a cheater, a dirty little boy who doesn’t care about no one but himself.

“Omg is that David with another girl”

by Humanfigures January 15, 2019

David

A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.

David you are the most awesome guy ever.

by The knowledge tree October 25, 2019

David

David. A nice tall guy but with a dark secret...He’s a child sodomizer

Wow did you see David come in the other day? He was so nice but I’m pretty sure he got arrested leaving the restaurant

by Mrchickenman autobiographer November 4, 2020

david

Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.

He is such a david

by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017