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Christian

Christian is a tall lanky science nerd that usually has only a few close friends. But those friends are usually very sweet and complement christian’s multiple problems well. Christian has scoliosis too so fuck you christian you can’t even stand straight.
Damn see that idiot over there? Definitely a Christian.
by EnglishEagle November 24, 2019
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Christianity

The best religion of them all.

God has the power and he will save you as long as you believe in him! God, along with his crucified son Jesus will try to make peace on the Earth.

Though this beautiful mission is very hard to fulfill because of another very idiotic religion, who brainwashes its followers, called islam! The mission will be fulfilled.

Islam is the source of all bad on the Earth. It results in terrorism and every muslim (a follower of Islam) is a terrorist - sadly enough!

Allah (the god of islam) is worshiped like the christian god (God), but they are not the same because the do not repersent the same qualities! God is beautiful, Allah is satan!

Islam and Christianity will never agree with each other.
This hostility has resulted in many wars throughout the history of humanity.

Don't be fooled by islam!

God will help you the trough hard times! He will be grateful if you are grateful of his presence. God will love you if you love him!

If christianity "ruled" the world - there would a peace!
"Christianity is beautiful"

"Terrorists is alway muslims"
by The Crusader of God's true luv November 5, 2011
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Christianity

the Christie Brinkley belief system that men fall over when women walk in the room.. women look ageless with creams and a bit of exersize and coffee
After using these products Christianity take place. The Christianity that happened was not our fault.
by brinkley66 June 29, 2015
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Christian

In a relationship a Christian is very shy at times but it also very sarcastic and loving. They want to never loose you and want your trust. Christians are very sarcastic in every way possible and can make everything seem unpredictable when they do it. They will play around and tease you, but you learn to do it back and they can be your best friend. Deep down they are very shy and introverted but on the outside they are extroverted and funny.
What’s his name?

Christian you didn’t know that?

No.....I would have thought they were more shy
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Christian

i wanna sleep wit h christian
by 21p October 18, 2016
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Christian

A very cute boy who is cuter than every body a great boyfriend a person who is excellent in bed and is a great friend
Christian is such a great friend
by Sexy cute and big penis guy November 22, 2016
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Christian

A person who is brainwashed by their parents into Christianity. They often look over the wrong doings of their so called 'god' and don't pay attention to the inconsistencies of the book. They refuse to believe that there isn't a god. They believe that there is a man in the sky who walked on water, was two different people, prayed to himself, gave his weekend and died for us then came back, created the whole human race with a snap of his finger. Overall someone wgowho refuses scientific facts.
"Dude, your Christian?"
"Yeah."
"You know god doesn't exist."
"He is real."
"Dude. "
"You can't disprove my god."
"I can't disprove something that has never been proven."
by Scottish_Thug July 8, 2017
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