mother with benefits

Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.

John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.

I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!

Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.

by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018

be cool with it

To access a difficult situation in favor of the speaker; to accept the situation at hand. Usually used as an evasive or passive aggressive question when the problem being negotiated is especially awkward.

Hey if I were going to ask your sister out on a date, you'd be cool with it, right?

by drnoise June 19, 2010

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

by holydrugs April 26, 2022

ex with benefits

After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.

John: "Mary, what are you and Joe doing under that blanket? I thought you two were broken up?"

Mary: "We are; ex with benefits."

by blackdeathmessenger December 9, 2009

dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."

Mike is dick with ears.

by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004

Friends with internet benefits

Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship

I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011