Put that thing back where it came from or so help me 

Only used when your coworker names a thing and you need to convince him to put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Once you name it , you start to become attached to it, now Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me by shibbity wop bop May 28, 2018

So where's this going? 

When a booty call has the wrong impression and is enquiring about making things exclusive or proposing the current informal 'relationship' develops into something more serious. This is extremely harrowing for males and is often introduced by females after coital relations. To avoid this situation it has been suggested to intervene directly after the "So" with an insult or toilet humour to 1. ruin the atmosphere 2. deviate the conversation and 3. make her reconsider you being boyfriend material.

Example 1.
Woman: "So....."
Man: "Have you put on weight?"

Example 2.
Woman: "So...."
Man: "Where's your toilet? I need to take a massive shit"

Be quick to ensure the full phrase of "So where's this going?" remains incomplete.

So where's this going? by Nfoolchand February 25, 2012

to where (it's) 

(idiom) an informal expression used to express that something has changed--usually for the worse--or that situation has developed into a particular state of affairs

Cultural context: "To where (it's)" is an effective and efficient communication tool. However, there is a socio-economic divide regarding it's usage. The expression is most often employed by yokels, commonfolk, and blue collar types. It is rarely used by their highly educated white collar counterparts because the phrase is foreign to some and consciously eschewed by others (e.g. the factions of yuppie douchebags who think their shit don't stink and pedantic stick-up-their-ass intellectuals who cherish proper grammar and strive to speak in paragraph form.)

"to where": The shift supervisor is never satisfied with our production numbers no matter how much we exceed target. It's gotten to where we're asking ourselves why we even try anymore...

"to where (it's)": Sure, the Mustang still runs like a raped ape, but sometimes the transmission sticks to where it's nearly impossible to short-shift on the drag strip.

to where (it's) by Bozo McScrotus September 24, 2017

This isn't where I left my oatmeal 

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...

This isn't where I left my oatmeal by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011

The Room Where it happens 

A situation where important new developments are taking place secretly. Only (relatively) important people are allowed into the "room".

When I visited the SpaceX headquarters Musk and the lead researchers showed me the room where it happens.

The Room Where it happens by cloudSandblast January 15, 2021

Don't get your sugar where you get your dough 

I don't date coworkers.

That new girl is cute. I might ask her out.

Dude, don't get your sugar where you get your dough.

Don't get your sugar where you get your dough by Florida Honey January 22, 2017

let the chips fall where they may 

A figure of speech which means, "What happens happens."
"Let the imminent events unfold."

There, I told you all I know, so let the chips fall where they may.

let the chips fall where they may by LarstaiT June 6, 2005