The removal wedgie is when someone gives you a wedgie that completely destroys and rips the underwear off of the person
When I was in eighth grade I would give my friend wedgies and he would hate it so I made him go in my underwear and gave him a wedgie for more than an hour then my underwear finally broke and ripped off of him. He had asked me why and I hold him because I wanted to give you a removal wedgie
by The thinker maker October 10, 2022
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I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
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Get the Toilet paper wedgie mug.A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).
It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.
It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.
It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.
An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.
Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.
It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.
It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.
An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.
Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.
Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!
Mike: Bitch!
Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!
Mike: Bitch!
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Danny: Yo who is that walking?
Andres: I don’t know could that be..?
Danny: OH SHIT ITS THAT NIGGA WEDGIE BOOTY!!!!!!
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Danny: OH SHIT ITS THAT NIGGA WEDGIE BOOTY!!!!!!
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