Heather Weather

Partly cloudy with a slight chance of white girl wasted and early 2000's hip-hop.

"She's already had 3 Schmirnoff and Sprites."
"Ahhh, looks like we're in for Heather Weather tonight."

by Melissafox13 May 16, 2016

wheel watchar

Houston slang : A , female turning their head/head's the opposite way to see them chrome rims passing by.

Wheel watchar 1: girl look at them dubs
Wheel watcher 2: yea , I know that playa
Playa in the g-ride, jamming to screw,turning back around to see that booty from behind.

by H-town13 November 14, 2016

Oklahoma Weather

Afflicted with bipolar disorder. In a constant struggle for an even level, but just never able to stabilize like a normal region.

I love the Oklahoma landscape and the wonderful people of Oklahoma. But WTF with the Oklahoma Weather. It is 76 degrees today and three days ago it was -7 degrees.

by Italian Soda March 12, 2019

Trend Watchers

A Person who made fun of people who liked anime for a very long time , then when it trends on tiktok they love it

Person 1 In 2015: I really love this anime AOT
Person 2: Bro No one likes that weird ass shit shut the fuck up

Person 2 in 2020 and 2021: Bro Demon Slayer is so raw omg

Person 1: but didn’t you make fun of me for liking anime smh , Trend Watchers bruh

by Katsuki Luna June 23, 2021

Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

21st century pocket watch

A cell phone, especially one with no service, a low-end model, and/or one with a flip form factor.

Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.

Prima: Do you happen to know the hour, perchance?
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.

by franq December 4, 2010

Kansas City Pocket Watch

A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.

You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!

by assbucket July 31, 2013