A male sex toy. A hollow silicon tube with ribbed or many different textures inside to give the user hella pleasure that the hand just can't do.
"I'm tired of wackin it with my hand, I'm gonna use my wack-it-jacket and some lube to get the job done. Merica! " JPY
by Gorillajp November 23, 2015

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
by DNTechs October 16, 2010

Adam's morning ritual in which he covers the wall of the shower with jizz. Is often found in between the toes of the next showerer (Jesse).
by That one fuck May 17, 2010

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"
"Wack ass shit"
by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

by Drober October 14, 2021

Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.
Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.
How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?
Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.
How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?
Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?
Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.
Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.
Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
by UgottheobsessionWackosourusrex May 16, 2010
