A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).
It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.
It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.
It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.
An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.
Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.
It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.
It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.
An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.
Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.
Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!
Mike: Bitch!
Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!
Mike: Bitch!
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 30, 2019
Get the widgey wedgiemug. by sussy sigma 69 April 25, 2024
Get the Pooey Wedgiemug. A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the suspended wedgymug. A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
Get the Toilet paper wedgiemug. by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025
Get the Wedgie Wednesdaymug. When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.
by ChunkyDunkin July 24, 2014
Get the surgical wedgiemug. My friend said that my titanic wedgies are the longest wedgies because I have a hard time ripping clothes that aren’t underwear
by The thinker maker February 26, 2023
Get the Titanic wedgiemug.