Niggy Tardust

Grippo King, philosopher, and artist.
Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless.
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest.
Woven through the heart of doom, he’s bursting through the surface.
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose: Threshold King of everything, a comical absurdist.
Sometimes when he talks he sings, yet keeps his high notes wordless.

When I say Niggy, you say nuthin. Niggy Tardust.

by Toussaint May 25, 2008

Big fat turd

What is considered to be the worst insult ever,meaning that someone is less then worthless etc.

I wish you would die and burn in hell you big fat turd!

by Judge dredd7 March 1, 2011

Trailer Turd

Someone who is two faced, inelegant, back stabbing, trash talking, underhanded, and simple minded. Don't cross Aviva Drescher or her father George Teichner, if so you may be called this not so endearing name.

Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan of the Real Housewives of New York are Trailer Turds according to Aviva Drescher's father George Teichner.

by Dorey_Girl on Twitter October 8, 2012

Turd Ambush

A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.

I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 5, 2006

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

turd mining

gay men having butt love

the two coal miners where turd mining

by C.L.K. January 10, 2008

i-Turd

An individual fiercely loyal to Apple products no matter how well they work or how much better any other product may be. They will go to any length to purchase the newest Apple product no matter what it's called. Put an "i" in front of anything and an i-Turd has to have it. About once a year they can be seen camping out in front of the Apple store, sipping Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks coffee, 24 hours before the release of the newest iteration of the i-Phone, i-Pod and/or i-Pad to purchase it.

Jeff: "Dude, why do you have that PC and that Droid? You have to get a Mac and an i-Phone. They're so much better!"

Brian: "I like these better."

Jeff: "I only buy apple products. They NEVER fail! I would buy a turd if Apple sold them!"

Brian: "You are an i-Turd!"

by The Original Skrimpy September 1, 2013