Tristan

a man obsessed with My Singing Monsters

Did you see what Tristan was doing in class?
Yeah, he won't stop playing My Singing Monsters!

by i_tip_06 December 11, 2022

Tristan

This guy can be such an asshole sometimes and he has the worst hairline i have ever seen on a man like no joke and he stinks like cabbage ew yuck

Roy : "Bruh is that tristan?"
Andrew: "stinky"

Roy : ":)"

by John Bby June 04, 2019

Tristan

An absolute chad with a massive cock

Have you seen Tristan"s huge horse cock? That shit be bussin'

by guccicoochygooch September 06, 2021

Tristan

The type of guy to pack ben yedder 97 pug of a 81+ pack he Aldo has a micro penis and no friends

Tristan packed 97 ben yedder

by Tristan is a faggot June 05, 2020

Tristan

a person incapable of sneezing without farting

Tristan snarted 3 times today.

by user56793 July 16, 2021

Tristan

A person who is obsessed with anime and simps for anyone. Tries to get attention with anything and.
He is always a show-off and annoying thing.

Tristan stop watching anime

by Pls no simps November 13, 2020

tristan

retarded asf.

people named tristan are slow asf.

by aprillikespring March 12, 2022