texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.

After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.

by electro snob August 3, 2011

Fart trance

To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts

Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance

by JC Conradical June 24, 2015

dick trace

When a guy sends you a pic of his dick but in boxers and him holding it.

Yo Justin's dick trace got me tight last night !

by anon b January 6, 2016

Music Trance

A state of relaxation induced by listening to your favorite type of music through a pair of exceptional quality headphones.

After school, I put on my beats, lie in bed and go into a complete music trance.

by YouKnowIKnowYouKnow August 8, 2016

hunter tracey

squeaky voice boy

hunter tracey is dancing in the shower with little boys

by stinky jew February 8, 2017

ethan tracey

a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark

OMG ethan tracey is so small

by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017