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Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018
mugGet the Ur Aunt issa Toastermug.

Toaster Mage

Toaster Mage happens to be a very * person

*=random, boring, nerdy(in a good way), hilarious, evil, communist, pieist..the list goes on...

He happens to be very good at programing, and hacking video games, of which the most used is PSO for Gamecube(I think...)

There, is that definition good enough?
"zeeky-boogy-doog?"
"o.o.............."
"Outside = bad"
"Linux>windows"
by Zephania May 9, 2005
mugGet the Toaster Magemug.

Toaster Strudel

The act of burning someone alive and proceeding to ejaculate semen on them.
Yo I pulled a toaster strudel on that bitch last night
by gaviCn June 10, 2018
mugGet the Toaster Strudelmug.

pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects
stfu you pig toaster 3000
by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021
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Toaster

Noun
1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.
1. "You clearly don't own an air fryer!" Billy said, laughing maniacally as usual. Tom slapped him, "But I do own a toaster." he reminded.
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?
by Smugboi July 8, 2022
mugGet the Toastermug.

super toaster

A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.
That super toaster joint u rolled tonight lasted so long, wowwaweewaaa
by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017
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Cherry Toaster Strudel

The act of having intercourse with a woman on her menstural cycle with a condom on. Then ejaculating into said condom, and pulling out. Pouring it out all out over her body like an icing packet, then proceding to give her oral sex.
Hey man, Megan and I went wild and tried the “cherry toaster strudellast night. It was nuts!
by Titanus1559 February 9, 2019
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