French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

_toasty.toaster_

A dumbass nonbinary bitch,

_toasty.toaster_ walked to the house to get a wii remote or to sue Nintendo which ever one comes first because they can’t figure out genders

by _Toasty.toaster_’s definition July 23, 2021

Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices

Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts

by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021

pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects

stfu you pig toaster 3000

by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021

Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.

My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.

by Noemad April 8, 2022