wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

stagecoach wife

A girl you meet while drunk at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival and hold onto for the weekend. You have an amazing time, but it can be awkward when you wake up with her in a room full of strangers and don't remember how you got there.

Is that your girlfriend?

No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.

by Magic Don Ron June 16, 2016

Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.

The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

backup wife

A backup wife is a wife picked out by a current husband and wife couple for when the current wife dies.

It’s so sad Jane passed away at 40, but at least she had already picked Sue out as a backup wife for John and the kids.

by EuniceFrasierr June 30, 2020

Wife Beater

The term often given to the Belgian Lager Stella Artois. This is often drank by skinny white men who wear white ribbed vest and enjoy beating their wives.

Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.

by Lime March 4, 2019

Newts wife

Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.

Newts wife hates Amelie

by Sperm killer March 31, 2021

Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.

Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.

by munch! munch! October 9, 2015