Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

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fat tire bicycle

Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.

Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.

by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010

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Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 8, 2020

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spare tire

the friend that you bring with you to a hangout as a "third wheel" when you're unsure if the hangout is platonic or romantic in nature.

"This guy asked me to hangout but I don't know if he meant it as a date. I need you to be my spare tire so it's clear we're just friends." "Can you be my spare tire?"

by tunasub_backwards February 6, 2022

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