Tired

The past tense, of having tires put on your vehicle....

Person 1: "Hey, what did you do today?..."

Person 2: "Nothing Much, i just went and got my car tired today, and now she ready to go......"

by KBear9328 January 31, 2022

eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv April 24, 2014

Tired

When someone is washed up, annoying, and can't fight for more than 15 seconds because they getting old.

Sukihana: I will knock you the fuck out you tired ass hoe! Bitch you tired you can't fight for 15 seconds I can go for 45!

by Boojaynahhhh January 26, 2024

tire pile

Slang term for a suburban sex party featuring at least one little person.

My little buddy from work Larry says he can make it on Friday so it looks like we’ll be having a full on tire pile instead of the regular old orgy.

by KC Mc January 15, 2024

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

two tire

The same definition as two-tier but Canadian

The diesel drags were definitely two tire

by Truuuucanadian September 6, 2021

TIRE TOUPEE

Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.

IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !

by Francis7 October 1, 2010