tikanese

When you’ve adapted to TikTok so much it’s basically your whole vocabulary and every word out your mouth is a TikTok reference

Beatrice: mommy-mama a girl behind you
Ms Johnson: Did you just call me mommy?

Jessica: Ms Johnson she speaks TikTok
Tiffany: is there a language for people who speak that?
Jessica: i think it’s called tikanese?

by kaylathepoop December 19, 2024

tankar

Verbo- A definição do termo tankar eh sobre você conseguir suportar algo. Não sei direito como surgiu :/ mas eh muito usado no X
Verb- A Brazilian term to express that which you literally can handle. I don't know how it came about but it is widely used in X. That's it!

Ele não vai tankar essa festa do pijama

by Unicornio astronalta December 31, 2024

Tenkai

Tenkai (adj)

Definition 1: Very dogwater at predictive political skills. Grossly overestimates trends heavily favored for one party (usually democrats) while completely ignoring any other trends.
Synonyms: Lunatic, idiot, weirdo

Definition 2: Someone who is obsessed with old people dying and gets very excited when they do. Examples include jimmy Carter, henry kissinger, joe lieberman.

Sawyer: Tommy posted a new 2028 prediction today. He has Kansas, Texas, and Utah going solidly democrat.
Andrew: Expected. his takes are always so tenkai.

by throwawayaccount68 January 27, 2025

Tina

Tina is a SUCCUBUS!. She doesn't kill right away she will slowly drain your blood and keep you in this weakened state for as long as possible while she seeks out her next target, it could be quite awhile for she is a very picky predator. When she finds her next victim she will not only finish draining your blood she will empty your bank account and devour your very soul ensuring eternal youth and beauty. She is very clever and has been doing this a long time, she never makes a mistake she moves with a purpose every thought, every action, every inaction has meaning behind it. To her countless victims it seemed as if she knew the future, resistance was futile they could not comprehend just how unlucky they were for she is not only a spawn of Satan she is also witch that can see the future.

MAN 1; Over the past 2 weeks TOM has been getting worse, he looks like shit now. Hes so weak I hope he dont have some new covid strain. I can't even get ahold of him now ever since TINA moved in with him, I think she might be a SUCCUBUS!! or a REVERSE VAMPIRE!!
MAN 2; Don't be stupid, everyone knows covid is over!!

by Smokedout6384 February 1, 2025

Tickafied

Pissed off beyond belief at someone or something. Usually a southern translation of “ticked off at someone.”

I’m plum tickafied at Billy for traipsing thru my flowers!

by Dr. B. April 1, 2025

Tickafied

To be plum ticked off at someone or something. Usually for doing something stupid and mostly preventable. A southern colloquialism.

I’m plum tickafied at Billy for traipsing thru my flower garden!

by Dr. B. April 1, 2025

Tina Arbone

A 40 year old women who finds pleasure in beefing with literal children. She thinks she's smoking hot shit but really she is just a fat piece of horse shit. She's bigger than Augustus Gloop. She thinks she can run a girl Scout troop without being cooked by a bunch of teenage girls who hate her. She tried to take us to Lancaster to meet the Amish but they all thought we were kidnapped by Megamind. She tried to take us on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and wouldn't leave us alone,she stalked us like she was the next Middle Aged predator. She tries to be inclusive but likes to call girls her browbies. What the fuck? She's the first to look at you and say your shirt is too short but she just is mad she can't fit in kids clothes anymore. Talk about HUGE. She left the troop then got mad we didn't give her money she was literally stealing from us. The only reason her daughter sold over 1,000 boxes of cookies every season was because she bought and ate them all.

Girl 1: My name is Tina Arbone and I'm America's next Top 100 Child Predator!

Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by anonymous April 8, 2025