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Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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Poser Speak

Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.

You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
Typical examples of Poser Speak:

"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"

"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"
by Bass Salad November 19, 2014
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Photo Poser

When you are a natural at posing for pictures.
You are great Photo Poser on Instagram.
by ThugZBunnny May 22, 2019
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NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)
Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!
by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022
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Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
I can’t believe they are poser poor.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
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Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.
Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.
by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017
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Skate Poser

Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.
He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser
by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017
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