The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022

Jared is mainly a name of a male
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!
by mhbish November 22, 2019

The most bestest boy to ever exist. He’s handsome and funny and will always be loyal to the one he loves.
by Sussybaka0 July 24, 2022

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”
by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.
by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017
