Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
Get the Fart-Startmug. by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
Get the ninja fartmug. Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
Get the Fart Dropsmug. The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
Get the speed fartingmug. by O2L January 8, 2016
Get the Fart Squirrelmug. by ElJeepo December 8, 2015
Get the fart jumpmug. 