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Fart-Start

When one has trouble urinating and then farts to jump start the urine stream
Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
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emelia fart

"Emelia Fart is fuqing ICONIC bicth"
by Pipousial May 6, 2018
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ninja fart

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.
by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
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Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
by O2L January 8, 2016
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fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.
Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?
by ElJeepo December 8, 2015
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