Fart-Start

When one has trouble urinating and then farts to jump start the urine stream

Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.

by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012

emelia fart

ICONIC

"Emelia Fart is fuqing ICONIC bicth"

by Pipousial May 6, 2018

ninja fart

A silent, yet super stinky fart.

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.

by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006

speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.

Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.

Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.

by 88-0554 September 19, 2013