Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.

Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!

by YungArab69 October 28, 2017

Nic Telepathy

1. Nic Telepathy is when one or more people have a desire of hitting that nic, their brain reacts in a way in witch it sends a message to the closest nic holder and then as if by magic the nick bar appears in your bag.

2. When two or more people without talking send messages to each other trough telepathy to hit that nic.

Thanks for passing the nic, guess the nic telepathy worked well.

by Your Internal Heart September 21, 2023

I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

hey peebrain you teleport

Originally from what was thought to be porn-bit from Tumblr "hey peebrain you teleport" was the beginning of an ARG on Tumblr and is now consided a meme among users.

Tumblr user 1"Hey peebrain"?
Tumblr user 2 "You teleport"?
"hey peebrain you teleport"

by i_love_fancy_bread January 24, 2022

telesales

a sales job in which the sales person is contacting possible customers (reffered as leads) through the telephone.

my new job as telesales assistant sucks but at least they give good commission for every sale!

by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

teleworking

Working in a virtual organization, commonly referred to as "working from home".

Since the office is 30 miles away, in traffic, I prefer to telework when possible.

by Seth Eaton April 25, 2005

telejournal

1) A collection of internet articles united by a common idea or artistic theme.
2) An online resource for insightful commentary.
3) A web-based record of occurrences, experiences, and reflections kept on a regular basis. Similar to a blog, except with relevance and creativity.

I got the idea after reading his telejournal.

by call me Will July 14, 2008