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Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties please stand by
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Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...
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Technical Difficulties, please stand by. It's just a voice service loop.

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Techiality

A humorous, fictional concept describing the imagined awkwardness of showing affection toward artificial intelligence—analogous to bestiality only in linguistic structure, not in biology, ethics, consent, or reality.

Used satirically to mock how people anthropomorphize technology and then jokingly question the social implications of interacting warmly with non-human software.
“I thanked my AI assistant and my friend joked that I was committing techiality.”
by SecretCog December 28, 2025
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fairly technical

The discussion proved to be fairly technical overall.
by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008
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fairly technical

The discussion proved to be fairly technical overall.
by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
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York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012
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vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician
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Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.
Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.
by el boogie April 11, 2020
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