toaster

Any household object used for means of sexual gratification.

Erica, stop fucking the toaster! -_-

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Toastered

After sitting somewhere for a long period of time just lighting it up several times you more than likely will become toastered.

- "Did you just face 3 blunts?"
- "Maybe..."
- "You're going to be TOASTERED!"

by GeeJaeBee November 2, 2010

toaster stroodle

When you ejaculate onto your partner's chest and then giggle like the Pillsbury Dough Boy

I totally Toaster Stroodled all over her last night.

by DefinitionsOnPoint April 5, 2015

Poll Teaser

An individual or class of individuals who enjoy withholding who they will eventually vote for in an election; an individual or class of individuals who manipulate(s) polls by telling telephone canvassers or other poll-takers he/she is in favor of a candidate and then his/her rival depending on the day of the week he/she is asked; an undecided voter.

Chad enjoyed confounding telephone surveyors by never telling them whom he would ultimately vote for. He is a real
poll teaser.

by the original serial poet November 5, 2012

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

toaster strudel

to swirl ur penis in a circle around a females tit while cumming aka frosting da strudel

yo wat up man dat girl really took dat toaster strudel hard

by icepik12345678910 June 30, 2010

cock teaser

Dead on accurate synonym for stripper.

Strippers will say anything to get your hopes up if they know you got a pocket full of 20's. They're straight up cock teasers.

by anonymous13 May 25, 2005