Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco March 22, 2012
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Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.
Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole
by Naty by Nature December 16, 2018
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Awko-taco

An awkward topic- too awkward for a vsco girl
Wow that is so awko-taco!
by VSCOgurl August 27, 2019
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Awko Taco

One of the various expressions that can be pulled from the vault of retro phrases, this describes a particularly awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Using this phrase is especially fitting for people with five adopted siblings when watching The Royal Tenenbaums because there's no difference between adopted and biological sibling dynamics. In this circumstance, attempting disassociation is not enough and it's still awko taco.
Phew, good thing I'm not dumb and misuse cool phrases cuz that would been awkie taco.
Welp, it's actually "awko taco" sooooo...
Dang, then this is awko taco.
by youcannowretire February 19, 2021
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Taco Train

Taco Train is when two Mexicans Sandwich a female. One hits it from the back and one hits it from the front. Much like the Eiffel Tower except when they run the train they raise one arm up and pull the air lever and yell chooo chooooo.
Yoo did you see that Taco Train at the party? Yeah Man they ran a train on her.
by KPN5467 May 05, 2018
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Taco bail

Leaving an event or gathering in order to get some Taco Bell.
"Hey man, this party is pretty lame. Let's Taco bail."
by phagyna January 23, 2012
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Side Taco

A phrase used to describe a woman you are having sexual relations with outside of another relationship.
My main girl found out about my side taco and now I'm sleeping in my car.
by NoOnesSideTaco August 24, 2019
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