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Fart-Start

When one has trouble urinating and then farts to jump start the urine stream
Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
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ninja fart

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.
by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
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Cider Fart

gas passed through the anal vent, with a distinctive egg smell with a hint of apple
Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"

Mike - "It's my cider fart"
by dalek boab May 24, 2010
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no-fault fart

A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.
dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"

dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
by BigShooter March 31, 2009
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fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.
Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?
by ElJeepo December 8, 2015
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Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
by O2L January 8, 2016
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speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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