Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
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Mike - "It's my cider fart"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
by dalek boab May 24, 2010
Get the Cider Fart mug.A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.
dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"
dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
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