An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.
These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle
Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"
Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"
Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
by AdoptingARealName October 13, 2008
Get the Melbourne Shufflemug. by Country Club92 December 5, 2011
Get the Adnan Shufflemug. A take on the classic 'Cupid Shuffle' invented by some gay Bluffton Kids with nothing better to do than play quiplash and say Nigger. Probably involves a lot of cotton picking, lynching, illiteracy and otherwise niggardly activities.
Daniel: Hey guys, look at me dance!
Kevin: Daniel quit doing the nigger shuffle before I whip you senseless!
Kevin: Daniel quit doing the nigger shuffle before I whip you senseless!
by Somepoorblufftonboi February 17, 2019
Get the Nigger Shufflemug. The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 13, 2010
Get the Penguine Shufflemug. A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
by Salty fish November 9, 2017
Get the bar shufflemug. Dancing to modern music but it in the stlye of the 80s, with minimal hip movement but maximum shoudler movement.
Mainly seen by drunk people that cannot dance but caught in the moment.
Mainly seen by drunk people that cannot dance but caught in the moment.
by liladd October 16, 2012
Get the the miami shufflemug. The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.
I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.
by Tengodonde July 13, 2011
Get the Shame Shufflemug.