eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.

by Mike February 8, 2004

If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.

I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

by Red The Gamer May 24, 2018

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

Don't Die December

Well as the name says, you're not allowed to die for the whole month.
No deaths are allowed on Don't Die December

Person 1: I wanna die
Person 2: You can't, it's Don't Die December

by Kenma Kozume November 3, 2020

k thnx die

used when you don't care what the other person has to say. mostly used when one wants to be left alone

hey nice shot
k thnx die

by honkie August 24, 2005

you should die

people suck

You should die you fag

by ihatepeople - _ - January 24, 2018

i want to die

I think it means you are fucking crazy.

"I want to die" is never nice to hear.

by Idsanty March 9, 2005