The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...
Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.
by Frank Fontain April 08, 2019
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thomas-emil

Thomas-Emil is a little meme-boy and also a nerd. He probably watches dragon ball z, and I even bet he never watched anything else. Emil is defined by his suicide frog memes, his constant Dragonball and his amazing skill to somehow be motivated to do workouts.
Thomas-Emil likes to do push-ups, but only when he's high on Dragonball.
by Tarkua November 14, 2017
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Fort Thomas

An itty bitty hell hole of upper middle class crackers who think they are gangsters even though their moms still pack their lunches placed in Northern
“Hey have you been to fort thomas?”
“no and i don’t plan on going”
by fax only June 03, 2021
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Thomas Crown

The main character of the movie The Thomas Crown Affair. Thomas Crown sends four men out to Boston Massachussets to pull off a bank robbery so successful that the FBI fails to catch the badguys.
Thomas Crown is the Harvard university or Ivy League version of Don Corleone.
by Le Mans June 20, 2005
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Dale Thomas

The sex.

Number 13 for Collingwood football club, he is renowned for his unbelievable specky marks, awe inspiring goals and all round good looks. Also the hottest AFL footballer known to man. And women.
Person 1: Did you see that goal from that hot footy player?
Me: DUH. That was Dale Thomas. What did you expect?
by CassieLou June 25, 2008
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Thomas The Train

A Steam Engine with a face? WTF Were They Smoking When They Thought Of That Idea?
by Seagulls of Santa!!! August 13, 2008
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Thomas

To be a lazy fuck (commonly associated with falling asleep in class, shrugging more in a conversation than actually using words,
1. "I fell asleep in class today. Blamed it on the teacher." *shrugs* "Whatever."

"So basically you thomased?"

"Yeah."

2. "It's a miracle I only thomased my entire life but I still managed to work in McDonalds."
by yourfellowwombat December 26, 2014
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