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mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017
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Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking
Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
mugGet the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Sucklemug.

unovercharged mustard

People Who Keep Saying "Unovercharged" Before The Word "Mustard
Person 1: Dip In Ketchup And Unovercharged Mustard
Person 2: What Are You Saying?
by Reason D Alt November 2, 2022
mugGet the unovercharged mustardmug.

Mustard nugs

Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.
Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”

Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
mugGet the Mustard nugsmug.

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
mugGet the sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!mug.

Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
mugGet the Upside Down Mustard Containermug.

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