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Eiffel Tower Texting

This event occurs when two or more guys send you the exact same text message at the same time. Often times asking such things as "Where's the beer", "Where are you at?", or Bring some beer.
Mike: Yo Matt and Chris are Eiffel Tower Texting me left and right, asking about this beer.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.
by The_Proffesor July 11, 2011
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olive-tasting glassblower

Jason is such an olive-tasting glassblower! All he does is sit around smoking pot, playing video games and masturbating.
by i done know December 30, 2007
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plural texting

The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day
Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.
by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009
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TestingWord

A random dummy word to check the functionality of any website
Hey this is a TestingWord. Please don't click on it.
by testingFuture<a> November 2, 2020
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textingophile

Textingophile is one who loves texting, a little too much, were it gets annoying.
This guy is such a textingophile, he never stops sending me texts.
by e-moohaha-mi December 25, 2008
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texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.
Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010
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Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.
Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?
by greenolive November 19, 2010
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