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Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012
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Taco bell'd

When you tell some one to eat something that looks like beef and after they eat it you tell them what it really is.
I made some beaver chilly and it smelled delicious, when my friends came over they asked what it was i told them to try some then when they finished a bowl i told them it wasn't beef in it. You just got Taco Bell'd !!!
by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011
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hightstown taco

when there are 50 or more mexicans (aka tosted marshmellows) and they are deported. They come back to hightstown try to work at taco bell but are fired because they eat all of the tacos. They then try to work at mcdonalds burger king and wendies. They are eccepted and start to reproduce and form gangs.
Josey and his papeedos made some hightstown tacos
by titty master5000 October 26, 2011
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Elite Taco

A vagina that is definitively high quality. This term is usually used by women on TikTok who most likely have a vagina that is questionable or of low quality.
All by boyfriends love pounding my elite taco!

My chiropractor bills are way too high because my man loves my elite taco.

Dude, I thoroughly enjoyed your mom’s elite taco last night.
by Actraiser December 23, 2022
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Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.
Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole
by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018
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taco porch

The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements
I bet there is a ton of moisture under that taco porch tonight!
by Resqtech July 7, 2018
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Glossy taco

A glossy gel top coat that Simply Nailogical usually puts over her nails after painting them
“Put a glossy taco on your nails and bake that shit for a minute
by ep4l July 13, 2018
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